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Doc Carney | Willy Chaplin | Steven Martin Cohen | Dale P. Eddy | John Eddy | Leon Felkins | Lenny Frieling | Founding Fathers | Alexander Hamilton | Patrick Henry | The Marquis de Lafayette | Robert Levy | Sunni Maravillosa | Lewis W. Napper | Bob Nelson | Weld O'Conner | Tom O'Neill | Kevin B. O'Reilly | Joseph D. Oliver | Ron Paul | Alex Pennace | Mark Penman | Eric Sanders | John Sebastian | Leslie C. Slay | Adam J. Smith | L. Neil Smith | Kerie Sprenger | Vin Suprynowicz | Jonathan Swift | Sun Tzu | Rod Van Mechelen | Dan Ziemecki

Doc Carney

I Accuse YOU of Conspiring to Commit HOMICIDE!
I'll Bet You're Drunk, and I Can Prove It!

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Willy Chaplin

Ah, I'm Still Free!
The BIG Lie!
Bill and Al's Excellent Adventure
Compromise
Freedom's Just Another Word...
Gender Politics
Honestly!
Keep the Faith!
May You Live in Interesting Times
The Medium IS the Message!
Now is the Time For All Good Men...
It's OK to Do It...Once!
Oh, NO! They killed Kenny!
Paranoia and the Internet
The Problem With Principles
Programmers? We Don't Need No Stinking Programmers!
The Robin Hood Plan
Secret Police
Seinfeld's Gone! Good Riddance!
A Spectre is Haunting Europe, the Spectre of Communism
USE Marijuana --- Responsibly
I Want My Wife Back!
Watching the Watchers
Wishful Thinking
You Can't Shout "Fire!" in a Crowded Theater

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Steven Martin Cohen

Activation Energy
Are You Hung Up?
Astrology for Automobiles
Bill and Me
Birds, Bells, and the American Dream
The Challenge of Freedom, Space, and the American Way
Digital is Always Better
Divided Again
Doing Nothing
Doing the Right Thing
Eeeeeh, What's Up, Doc?
ESCALATORS ARE FOR PASSENGER USE ONLY
A Fantasy For Two With a Nail Through My Foot
Fast Government
FNU11Y, With New Jersey Plates
The Founding Fathers Never Envisioned Weapons Like These
The Fourth of July
Free Enterprise
Free Speech, and the Right To Eat Shit and Die
From The Oval Orifice
Gobble Gobble Gas Chamber
A Growth Industry
Happy New Year
The Heartbreak of Invisibility Syndrome
Help!
The Hoboken Democrats
Holiday Spirit in a Shopping Mall
How to Speak Like a Literary Agent
I Feel, Therefore I Am
I Remember Memorial Day
If I Were Commander-In-Chief
In Your Face!!!
Indians Have The Bomb
It'll Never Be Right
Lights, Camera, Action
Los Estados Unidos Welcomes The Deaf Mexicans
The Little Room
Lost Context In Touchy-Feely Land
Low Ain't Low Enough
Megan's Law: Admission of Failure
MR. SPAM And The Three Little Pigs
MTA Discriminates Again
Mugged
My Last Taxi Ride
My Ski Weekend in Vermont
Nice Guys Finish Last
Nobody Plays With Trenton
One Man's Transformation
One Million Points
Organic
Ponette Shocks American Audiences
Pornography Helps Build Strong Marriages
The Price of Information
Princess, Die...Already
Product Review of the MSG Watch
Roll Me Up
Six Grown Men
Solid Information
Spare Parts
Squid Declared Politically Incorrect
Student Suspended For Threatening To Detonate Large Bomb
The Stupid French
The Subterranean Stench
Sweet Dreams and Flying Machines in Pieces on the Ground
Today's Latest Outbreak
Two Bucks a Clap
The Washroom at the Hilton
You Have a Drinking Problem
Welcome to the New McCarthyism
What Being Heterosexual Has Meant To Me
While Someone Else's Guitar Gently Weeps
Why I Can't See From 33,000 Feet
Why I'm For The Impeachment Hearing
Why You Should Be Studying Japanese in Night School
WIN A HOLIDAY

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Dale P. Eddy

Cannonizing Hillary
Saved
Teddy's Sky

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John Eddy

F x S = k
Fixing Government
The Golden Elixir of Civilization
A Modest Proposal On Controlling Pollution
USENET Pisses Me Off

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Leon Felkins

The Big Hustle
A Blindfolded Justice Gropes for Purpose
In the Community of Nations, the US Has Become the Mafia Don
Emergency Pork
Forfeit Your Profits, or Else!
The Government Bungles Management of Seized Casino
House Arrest
Know Your Customer
Pissing on Goliath's Shoes
Police Take Drivers License on the Spot for DUI
Tourist Alert: Louisiana Revenuers
Uncle Sam is Hooked on Forfeiture and Seizure and Just Can't Stop It!

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Lenny Frieling

Pissed Off
Why People are Mean

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Founding Fathers

The Bill of Rights

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Alexander Hamilton

Who's to Blame for the IRS: A Tax Day Rant

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Patrick Henry

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death

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The Marquis de Lafayette, with help from Thomas Jefferson

Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen

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Robert Levy

New Year's Solutions
Utopia

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Sunni Maravillosa

Free to Love?
A New Low in the War on (Some) Drugs

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Lewis W. Napper

Acceptable or Unacceptable?
American Standard
The Bill of No Rights
Contract With South America
A Declaration of War
Dynamic Ostentatious Phraseological Euphemisms
Here On The Island
Let's Have A Party
Media Giants Fail To Deny Diversity Programs
The NAAFFCP
Safer Liquor Stores
So, Your Analyst Doesn't Think You're Happy...
Yes, I Want Fries With That
You Look Smart From Here...

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Bob Nelson

Caring About Future Generations Pisses Me Off
Christmas Pisses Me Off
Diversity Pisses Me Off
Recycling Pisses Me Off
The Same People
The Same People, Part 2

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Weld O'Conner

Madonna's Daughter Loses Virginity

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Tom O'Neill

Wishboner
My Trials in Parochial School

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Kevin B. O'Reilly

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Force 'Em
Promise Keepers, Promise Me This

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Joseph D. Oliver

Pissed Off at...The Usual Suspects, Our Politicians & Their Last Refuge

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Ron Paul

Federal Bureaucrats On The Rise

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Mark Penman

Beaver Shots and Bloodshed
Blue Helmets, Black Helicopters, and You
Chick Lix Slix Stick
A Fascist Weasel on the Floppy-Breast Barricades
Giving Thanks for a Belated Dissipated Youth
Havana(s) on $65 Billion a Day
Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Eaten
More Thoughts On Driving In North Carolina
On Not Takin' That Shit No More
A Slight Meditation On Sex, Spun Off From a Recent Event
Table Scraps are for Dogs
Traveler Alert: Cellular Phones on the Highway of Death
Where Have All the Barflies Gone?
Why I Won't Use PGP (Yet)
Wine as a Subversive Art

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Alex Pennace

No Problemo!
A Very Very Very Fine House

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Eric Sanders

The Destruction of Freedom in the United States by Party Politics

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John Sebastian

How Vampires and the State are the Same
What I Learned about Waco from the Media Coverage of the Congressional Hearings

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Leslie C. Slay

Adam J. Smith

Bad Raids
An Injustice in California
The "L-Word"
A Marker on the Path to Sanity
Medicinal Marijuana, Summits and Balloons
Prohibition's Final Battle
Thanksgiving in a Time of (Drug) War
Tobacco, the Newest Drug
The UN, Making the World Safe for War
Who's A Fraud?

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L. Neil Smith

Al Gore's Ass-ed Reign
The American Lenin
Animals Are Property
Armies of Chaos
Books Banned like Guns Banned
Feeding the Ducks
The Great Explosion
Have It Their Way
I Hate Breakfast
Letter From a Killer Ape
The Most Thoroughly "Sanitized" City in America
An Open Letter To The Japanese Ambassador
Prometheus Bound -- and Gagged
Pull Over and Deliver
Robert Heinlein Remembered
Sex, Drugs, and Voter Registration
Stop the Nagging
Toward A Police Reform Movement
Urine Nation
When They Came for the Smokers...
When You Wish Upon a Star...
Who's in a Heap of Trouble, Boy?
Why Did it Have to be...Guns?
Weird Science

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Kerie Sprenger

Temporary Expatriate Blues
If You Can't Beat Them, Sue Them!

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Vin Suprynowicz

45 Days From Deadline, 'Reinventing' Prospects Look Underwhelming
Analysis of a 'Budget Cut'
Bleating Republicans Can't Even Close Down a Few Old Army Bases
The Convenience of the Court
Could it be Anybody? I Just Need Someone to Tax.
The Dam Breaks
Do the Right Thing in Beijing, Mr. Clinton
Disarming the Rats
Educators Resist Firm School Standards
Effort to Prune Timber Roads Fails by One Vote
The Failed 'Republican Revolution'
The Feminist Double Standard
The Germans are at it Again
Give The Money Back
Good Cop, Bad Cop
Gop Has Joined the Pork Parade
Growth Sector
'Hi, We Want to Raise Your Taxes'
High Court Invites One-two Punch of Fines, Criminal Charges
How Can We Reduce Voter Turnout?
If it Looks Like a Bureaucracy, and Acts Like a Bureaucracy...
If Reality is Inconvenient...Ignore it
Kindergarten Teacher Dies in Paris Crash
A Little Early For April Fools
'Loser Pays' Garners Huge Support
Marines Slay Civilian
Medicare and the For-profit Hospitals
Of the Clinton Legacy, Time Will Tell
An Overall Strategy to Overthrow the Government of the United States
Part-time By Choice
A Pathetic Self-absorption
Pol Pot Speaks
Pragmatism Over Principle: The Mixed Legacy Of William J. Brennan
School Vouchers OK'd
To Secure the Blessings of Liberty
A Smile, a Sleeping Draught, a Pillow Over the Face
Some Passages Unlikely to Be Read in Washington This Week
Stilling the People's Voice
Student Loans: One Intervention Leads to Another, and Another...
Ten Days in Hell
Their Kingly Leisure
Their Masters' Bidding
Tightening the Noose
Too Many Jury Trials
When Did We Start Valuing 'Stability' Over 'Freedom'?
When in Doubt, Wave and Shout
Your License, Please?

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Jonathan Swift

A Modest Proposal

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Sun Tzu

Art of War:
Strategic Assessments
Doing Battle
Planning A Siege
Formation
Force
Emptiness and Fullness

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Rod Van Mechelen

Angry People
Romantic Retards

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Dan Ziemecki

Judge For Yourself
In Praise of Archie Bunker

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